art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

the-pineapple-theory:

troyler18:

When I am on my deathbed and looking back on my life I will be proud to say…

"I am glad I spent all my teenage years on the internet instead of being with my friends or partying or drinking or making sex or kissing boys. I made the most of my life and I wouldn’t take all those late night fangirl parties back for anything."

making sex

hoebama:

pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them

queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

(Source: potdm)

tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “Opening XXX Fanmail - y’all won’t believe what some people send to my PO Box… reblog if you want me to stalk your blog!

“Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?”
"…I think the answer is that a circle has no beginning."
“Well reasoned.”

(Source: simplypotterheads)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

(Source: basedpidgeot)